Well, the School Musical production again approaches us, and this year it’s PIRATES!!! Arrrrrrrrr!! That’s it. Pirates. Because although we will be sticking to the main story of Pirates of Penzance, we’ll be incorporating so much of Pirates of the Caribbean that we’ve named it simply “Pirates”. Even a bloody-minded Pirate should be able to grasp that. (Savvy?) And it will be much fun. I Am the Pirate King (Hurrah for the Pirate King!). I cleaned up in the auditions with my Jack Sparrow King, (it is it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King) and they didn’t bother giving me a recall because I was cast. I have however, lost my soul in between being apparently drunk and slurring and being gruff like Keith Richards. (I do, it seems, however, have too much “John Cleese” in my previously mentioned “Keith Richards”) (Don’t ask) But first… I have to perform King Lear… as King Lear… So I’m quite busy. And now I’m just boasting about my “dramatic achievements”. Now would be a wonderful time for me to think along the lines of “I should write some Pirates or “Lears” inspired lit”, but I can’t be stuffed. Between Sheila Winn, PerCo Drama, Normal Drama, Pirates and Scholarship Drama I have more than 4 ½ hours of script to learn. As you’ve probably guessed, this diary is pure procrastination. And I pity, and slightly admire you if you've made it all the way to the here. Uh… bye.